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Sunday, January 1st, 2012
12:00 am
Welcome to my LJ...

Terror Alert Level
Furrymouse (fur-ry-mouse)
n.: A soft, artificial mouse made to cover a computer mouse
"Everyone loves to stroke and cuddle the furrymouse."
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Guidelines of this LJ
1. Open Discussion is Allowed.
2. No posters will be moderated unless they start making personal attacks on myself or others.
3. I may not AGREE with your opinions, but I defend your right to say them to the death.

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Saturday, June 13th, 2009
1:07 am
Ladies...
The next time some guy claims a condom won't fit his junk, so he doesn't wanna use one... This is your bullshit card...

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Wednesday, April 29th, 2009
7:36 pm
I was quoted on QDB this morning...

http://www.qdb.us/296784

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Tuesday, April 14th, 2009
7:41 pm
So, I may be accepting a new bakery position. The down side? It's in Solana Beach, CA... I'm crrently in San Ysidro, CA... The complete OPPOSITE side of the county. But, the money would be phenomenal. Well worth moving to Solana Beach or UTC within a few months. So, yeah... Wanted everyone to know what I'm up to!

Current Mood: thoughtful

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Thursday, March 5th, 2009
8:59 am
With Purim Coming up...
I wanted to share the Megillah (The story of Purim) according to Disney...

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Tuesday, January 20th, 2009
2:29 pm
15 Movies Meme/Game!
The Rules...
Snagged from kamakanani

1. Pick 15 of your favorite movies.
2. Go to IMDb and find a quote from each movie.
3. Post them here for everyone to guess.
4. Strike it out when someone guesses correctly, and put who guessed it and the movie; put your guess in a comment so I can give you credit.
5. NO GOOGLING/using IMDb search or other search functions.
6. No looking at my favorite movies on my Live Journal/Facebook page.

Try away!Collapse )

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1:08 pm
I am so proud...


The full Inauguration and Address by President Obama...

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Monday, December 1st, 2008
3:38 pm

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Wednesday, November 26th, 2008
1:36 pm
Thanksgiving schedules...
So, there's an nifty meme-kinda thing happening on my local craig's list: Thanksgiving day Schedules. Here's Links to a few of them.

http://sandiego.craigslist.org/csd/rnr/934177891.html original

http://sandiego.craigslist.org/csd/rnr/934288901.html out there

http://sandiego.craigslist.org/csd/rnr/934218646.html home alone

http://sandiego.craigslist.org/nsd/rnr/934310614.html oceanside

http://sandiego.craigslist.org/csd/rnr/934341627.html smoke a bowl

http://sandiego.craigslist.org/csd/rnr/934381525.html sex pumpkin pie style

http://sandiego.craigslist.org/csd/rnr/934404932.html (Italian broken home)

So, i was thinking about it, and I challenge my friends list to do their OWN Thanksgiving Day Schedule! I'll even pop the cherry and start.

7:00 AM - Wake up
7:05 AM - Roll and smoke first few cigarettes of the day
7:06 AM - Check e-mails and then try braving waking the wife up
7:07 AM - Walk away rubbing a hurt arm and decide to give her a few minutes
7:30 AM - Wife wakes up screaming about how come I didn't wake her up earlier
7:45 AM - Morning fight about finding clothes
7:55 AM - Apologies all around as things are found
8:00 AM - Run out the door carrying turkey that's been brining
8:01 AM - Hurt self somehow
8:02 AM - Carry out Hawaiian Sweet bread Rolls prepared the night before
8:03 AM - Yell at dogs to shut the fuck up when they start baking
8:15 AM - Wife finishes makeup and we head out
8:45 AM - Arrive in Mira Mesa
8:46 AM - Enter House and do greetings
8:50 AM - Get to escape to bring things into the house
8:55 AM - Manage to get everything inside by myself and start cooking
9:00 AM - Parade gets turned on
9:30 AM - hear wife complain about the parade getting worse each year
10:00 AM - Grams gets home
10:01 AM - have to stop cooking to listen to her day at the airport
10:30 AM - Get asked why I'm not cooking, and get back to work
10:45 AM - 'checked in' on
10:50 AM - 'checked in' on
10:55 AM - 'checked in' on
11:00 AM - 'checked in' on
11:05 AM - 'checked in' on
11:10 AM - 'checked in' on
11:15 AM - 'checked in' on, go out for a quick 'walk' to have a smoke
11:20 AM - Come back & get back to cooking
1:00 PM - Finally finish cooking all but the turkey
1:05 PM - Start turkey in oven
1:06 PM - Listen to wife remind me of how to cook the turkey
1:30 PM - Go out for another 'walk'
2:00 PM - Pull out turkey, put foil over breast, turn down oven, and put turkey back in
2:01 PM - Start thermometer
3:00 PM - See turkey is almost ready and start setting table
3:15 PM - Finish setting table and dishes & grab turkey from oven
3:16 PM - Start making gravy as turkey rests
3:18 PM - Start drinking remainder of the wine as turkey gravy cooks
3:45 PM - Call family as dinner is almost ready
4:00 PM - Serve dinner
4:05 PM - Finish grace and dig in
4:10 PM - Hear accolades of how wonderful food is
4:50 PM - Finish eating
5:00 PM - Start dishes
5:30 PM - Finish dishes and wake everyone up for pie
5:45 PM - Finally have slices of pie, get told how I should make the pies next year as a pastry chef
6:00 PM - Start packaging up most of the food to take home with us
6:30 PM - Give hugs & kisses and manage to get out the door
7:00 PM - Manage to get home
7:10 PM - Finally manage to get everything inside
7:11 PM - Have another smoke and a stiff drink
7:15 PM - Sit down at computer with a slice of my OWN pie topped with real whipped cream
7:16 PM - Have to get up to get wife her own pie slice
7:20 PM - Start eating pie
7:30 PM - Get up to take my dish and the wife's to sink
8:00 PM - Hear snoring from bed
8:01 PM - Decide to hit maple Story for a minute
10:00 PM - Realize I've been on for 2 hours, log off, and head to bed
11:00 PM - Finally fall asleep watching Family Guy

So that's my day tomorrow! If you do this, drop a comment here with a link so I can see it?

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Monday, November 10th, 2008
6:15 pm
Buy my book!
My first cook book, 'The Poor Geek's Cook Book', is available to buy here. You can also buy a digital copy here, but it doesn't have some of the nifty things like a table of contents, info on all the recipes, About the Author, and more... Feel free to buy a copy, if you can, in time for the holidays! It makes a great gift, and is perfect for any occasion!

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Monday, November 3rd, 2008
2:01 pm
This is nifty...

The jist is this... If you vote tomorrow, Starbucks will GIVE you a free cup of coffee. Enjoy getting buzzed tomorrow! Also, Ben & Jerry's is giving away FREE ice cream to voters between 5PM & 8 PM! Finally, Krispy Kremes are giving out special star-shaped doughnuts to anyone with an 'I Voted' sticker. So

GO VOTE!!!

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Friday, October 31st, 2008
6:04 am
A-fucking-men!
Copy this sentence into your livejournal if you're in a heterosexual marriage, and you don't want it "protected" by the bigots who think that gay marriage hurts it somehow.

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Sunday, October 5th, 2008
6:27 am
I never laughed so hard...


Wow, SNL being funny! Who knew?

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Tuesday, September 30th, 2008
3:58 am
Lynda & I love this ad... We saw it on TV, and had to applaud it.

Vote NO on Prop 8 this November! And, because i LOVE her stance, Here's Wanda Sykes's stance on Gay Marriage! (Not safe for work)

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Sunday, September 14th, 2008
5:51 pm
bad news, Lynda's car is FUBAR, and we're going to be having to fix it... x.x

Good news, I called my mom today, & her boyfriend proposed to her last night... And she said YES! She already asked me to make the wedding cake for her, so... yeah! My mom's gettin' hitched!

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Friday, September 12th, 2008
7:10 am
Hey, who's been watching the LHC Webcams?

Current Mood: curious

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Wednesday, September 10th, 2008
2:00 pm
I had a BAD day...
I just got done being held hostage on a bus for 1 & 1/2 - 2 hours by a crazy guy on a bus. He was singing badly off-key, marching around with a knife, bragging how he just got out of the hospital... And farting non-stop. You know, it really wouldn't have been so bad, if it wasn't for the farting...

Current Mood: relieved

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Wednesday, August 27th, 2008
11:07 pm
Yeah, the fires were scary... But I had to laugh at this video!

Californians Gather To Celebrate Annual Wildfire Tradition

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Tuesday, August 26th, 2008
7:38 am
Props to EA!
This is the best answer to a glitch in a video game EVER!


Current Mood: amused

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Sunday, August 17th, 2008
4:29 pm

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