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So, I may be accepting a new bakery position. The down side? It's in Solana Beach, CA... I'm crrently in San Ysidro, CA... The complete OPPOSITE side of the county. But, the money would be phenomenal. Well worth moving to Solana Beach or UTC within a few months. So, yeah... Wanted everyone to know what I'm up to!
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15 Movies Meme/Game!

The Rules...
Snagged from kamakanani

1. Pick 15 of your favorite movies.
2. Go to IMDb and find a quote from each movie.
3. Post them here for everyone to guess.
4. Strike it out when someone guesses correctly, and put who guessed it and the movie; put your guess in a comment so I can give you credit.
5. NO GOOGLING/using IMDb search or other search functions.
6. No looking at my favorite movies on my Live Journal/Facebook page.

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Thanksgiving schedules...

So, there's an nifty meme-kinda thing happening on my local craig's list: Thanksgiving day Schedules. Here's Links to a few of them.

http://sandiego.craigslist.org/csd/rnr/934177891.html original

http://sandiego.craigslist.org/csd/rnr/934288901.html out there

http://sandiego.craigslist.org/csd/rnr/934218646.html home alone

http://sandiego.craigslist.org/nsd/rnr/934310614.html oceanside

http://sandiego.craigslist.org/csd/rnr/934341627.html smoke a bowl

http://sandiego.craigslist.org/csd/rnr/934381525.html sex pumpkin pie style

http://sandiego.craigslist.org/csd/rnr/934404932.html (Italian broken home)

So, i was thinking about it, and I challenge my friends list to do their OWN Thanksgiving Day Schedule! I'll even pop the cherry and start.

7:00 AM - Wake up
7:05 AM - Roll and smoke first few cigarettes of the day
7:06 AM - Check e-mails and then try braving waking the wife up
7:07 AM - Walk away rubbing a hurt arm and decide to give her a few minutes
7:30 AM - Wife wakes up screaming about how come I didn't wake her up earlier
7:45 AM - Morning fight about finding clothes
7:55 AM - Apologies all around as things are found
8:00 AM - Run out the door carrying turkey that's been brining
8:01 AM - Hurt self somehow
8:02 AM - Carry out Hawaiian Sweet bread Rolls prepared the night before
8:03 AM - Yell at dogs to shut the fuck up when they start baking
8:15 AM - Wife finishes makeup and we head out
8:45 AM - Arrive in Mira Mesa
8:46 AM - Enter House and do greetings
8:50 AM - Get to escape to bring things into the house
8:55 AM - Manage to get everything inside by myself and start cooking
9:00 AM - Parade gets turned on
9:30 AM - hear wife complain about the parade getting worse each year
10:00 AM - Grams gets home
10:01 AM - have to stop cooking to listen to her day at the airport
10:30 AM - Get asked why I'm not cooking, and get back to work
10:45 AM - 'checked in' on
10:50 AM - 'checked in' on
10:55 AM - 'checked in' on
11:00 AM - 'checked in' on
11:05 AM - 'checked in' on
11:10 AM - 'checked in' on
11:15 AM - 'checked in' on, go out for a quick 'walk' to have a smoke
11:20 AM - Come back & get back to cooking
1:00 PM - Finally finish cooking all but the turkey
1:05 PM - Start turkey in oven
1:06 PM - Listen to wife remind me of how to cook the turkey
1:30 PM - Go out for another 'walk'
2:00 PM - Pull out turkey, put foil over breast, turn down oven, and put turkey back in
2:01 PM - Start thermometer
3:00 PM - See turkey is almost ready and start setting table
3:15 PM - Finish setting table and dishes & grab turkey from oven
3:16 PM - Start making gravy as turkey rests
3:18 PM - Start drinking remainder of the wine as turkey gravy cooks
3:45 PM - Call family as dinner is almost ready
4:00 PM - Serve dinner
4:05 PM - Finish grace and dig in
4:10 PM - Hear accolades of how wonderful food is
4:50 PM - Finish eating
5:00 PM - Start dishes
5:30 PM - Finish dishes and wake everyone up for pie
5:45 PM - Finally have slices of pie, get told how I should make the pies next year as a pastry chef
6:00 PM - Start packaging up most of the food to take home with us
6:30 PM - Give hugs & kisses and manage to get out the door
7:00 PM - Manage to get home
7:10 PM - Finally manage to get everything inside
7:11 PM - Have another smoke and a stiff drink
7:15 PM - Sit down at computer with a slice of my OWN pie topped with real whipped cream
7:16 PM - Have to get up to get wife her own pie slice
7:20 PM - Start eating pie
7:30 PM - Get up to take my dish and the wife's to sink
8:00 PM - Hear snoring from bed
8:01 PM - Decide to hit maple Story for a minute
10:00 PM - Realize I've been on for 2 hours, log off, and head to bed
11:00 PM - Finally fall asleep watching Family Guy

So that's my day tomorrow! If you do this, drop a comment here with a link so I can see it?

Buy my book!

My first cook book, 'The Poor Geek's Cook Book', is available to buy here. You can also buy a digital copy here, but it doesn't have some of the nifty things like a table of contents, info on all the recipes, About the Author, and more... Feel free to buy a copy, if you can, in time for the holidays! It makes a great gift, and is perfect for any occasion!